Man wals into a bar
barman: "what'll you have?"
man: "don't know what do you recommend?"
barman "how about a grasshopper?"
man "yeah sure"
so the man drinks the grasshopper, puts his coat on and leaves....halfway home he passes a real grasshopper
man "hey did you know there's a drink named after you?"
and the grashopper says: "What? There's a drink named irving?"
I told you I now loads of stupid jokes